"Aliens from Neptune" by Morgan McClaine & Kirsten Wolff

"Aliens from Neptune Who Came to Earth & Kidnapped Dogs (but not pit bulls)"

by Morgan McClaine & Kirsten Wolff

(edited by David Dunkerton)

Scene 1:

A 10-year-old named Bob was out walking his dog, Andrew, on a bright summer day on Maple Street in Arizona in 1999. He was grounded and was supposed to come right back home, but that wasn't going to happen because aliens from Neptune in a flying saucer transported Bob and his dog up into their spaceship!

Scene 2:

The Neptunians had only been trying to capture the dog so they could eat him, but they accidentally transported Bob as well. Bob and Andrew found themselves in a room full of dogs on the spaceship, and they didn't know what to do. Papperozzie, the chief Neptunian, was in another room, and when he and the others saw Bob they started zapping him with potty rays (which would have turned him into a potty if he had been hit) from their antennae. Bob ran into another corridor of the flying saucer, leaving Andrew in the room with the other dogs.

Scene 3:

Back on Earth, Bob's mom and dad were mad that Bob hadn't come home, and his dad was about to call the police when he noticed a note on the kitchen table from Papperozzie. It read:

We will bring your child back under one condition.

You have to give us over 500 dogs for the return of the kid.

Bob's mom and dad didn't know what to do!

Scene 4:

Bob had been recaptured by the Neptunians, and Papperozzie told him he must pass 3 tests for them to release him and his dog:

1. Eat the horrible chocolate
2. Walk through the room full of bubbles
3. Listen to the dreaded music of Michael Jackson

All these things are deadly to Neptunians, but they didn't know they are harmless to humans (some may disagree about the Michael Jackson part). Bob passed all the tests and they released him and his dog off the ship back to Earth, and all was well.

But what about the other dogs...